your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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