someone get that fucking seahorse.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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