you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
