from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
A bitchslap is in order.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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