He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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