do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
