dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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