I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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