Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
