I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
