hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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