why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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