That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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