: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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