I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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