escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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