at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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