i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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