Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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