Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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