I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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