Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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