I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Will exercising make me less horny?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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