Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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