awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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