new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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