is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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