Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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