So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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