And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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