I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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