So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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