That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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