Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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