Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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