So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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