ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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