Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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