I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
