Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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