doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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