Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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