Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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