I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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