would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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