Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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