he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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