we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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