Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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