Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He felt like a one man threesome
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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