As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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