I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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