do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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